The crushing lameness of April Fools Day on the Internet. (item?id=7507297)

Coinbase user emails and full names leaked. Bug was dismissed (pastebin.com)

Portia, an open source visual web scraper from Scrapy authors (blog.scrapinghub.com)

Tarsnap price cut (www.daemonology.net)

Why xkcd-style graphs are important (www.chrisstucchio.com)

Ask HN: Who is hiring? (April 2014) (item?id=7507765)

ipython 2.0.0 (ipython.org)

Slick – the last carousel you'll ever need (kenwheeler.github.io)

Haste language (haste-lang.org)

Game servers: UDP vs TCP (1024monkeys.wordpress.com)

Why Don’t We Have a General-Purpose Tree Editor? (pcmonk.wordpress.com)

TimL – Clojure like language which compiles down to VimL (github.com)

Update on Coinbase Data Security (blog.coinbase.com)

What it is like being the only engineer in a meeting (laughingsquid.com)

409A as a Service: Cash Cows Get Slaughtered (siliconhillslawyer.com)

2048 As A Service (github.com)

My Website Was Stolen By A Hacker. And I Got It Back. (www.ramshackleglam.com)

Show HN: Deaf? My iPhone app wakes you up if it hears an alarm (itunes.apple.com)

Zelda De-make (labs.benpurdy.com)

Btrees are the new black (www.me.net.nz)

There is a pure HTML Gmail, and it still works (plus.google.com)

Apache SVN to git migration was April Fools joke gone wrong (issues.apache.org)

Apache Subversion to Migrate to Git (www.infoq.com)

Objc.io – Android 101 for iOS Developers (www.objc.io)

AMD's Jaguar Microarchitecture (www.realworldtech.com)

Email, an idea so old that it's new (blog.bitofnews.com)

Pavel Durov quits as VKontakte CEO (gigaom.com)

The value of an engineering degree (avc.com)

What I learned about stop and frisk from watching my black son (m.theatlantic.com)

Moonshine – A lightweight Lua VM for the browser (moonshinejs.org)

Microsoft Names Scott Guthrie as Permanent Enterprise Chief (recode.net)

systemd-networkd DHCP performance (plus.google.com)

Technichi: Macbook Subscription Service (www.technichi.com)

2-Year-Olds Convert Binary To Hexadecimals In Game Experiment (http://www.flippybitandtheattackofthehexadecimalsfrombase16.com)

StackOverflow closed my question, that's why we exist (codingstyleguide.com)

Ask HN: Freelancer? Seeking freelancer? (April 2014) (item?id=7507753)

[INFRA-7524] migrate Apache Subversion project over to the git repo (issues.apache.org)

Thinking About Mozilla (incisive.nu)

Windows 7 outgains Windows 8 in market share again, Windows XP still above 27% (thenextweb.com)

Your Game Doesnt Need UDP Yet (thoughtstreams.io)

Introduction to Compressive Sensing (puzlet.com)

Jwz and Brendan Eich discuss the origins of JavaScript (2010) (www.jwz.org)

A talking multimeter (www.mastrogippo.it)

git cascade and git forward-merge (github.com)

The Datacenter as a Computer, Second edition (www.morganclaypool.com)

8.0 Earthquake off Chile: Tsunami Warning (www.latimes.com)

Technical Feasibility of Building Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (blog.memkite.com)

The Cucumber Test Trap (tooky.co.uk)

Kiteboat: sailing innovation on SF Bay (project.kiteboat.com)

Windows on Devices (http://www.windowsondevices.com)

FireChat messaging app unites China and Taiwan in free speech (www.techinasia.com)

Linear Feeds Perform Better Than Grids (blog.getprismatic.com)

The weird and wonderful world of DNS LOC records (blog.cloudflare.com)

Eating 7+ portions of fruits and veggies a day reduces your risk of death by 42% (www.sciencedaily.com)

Storing sensitive data in a git repository using git-crypt (www.twinbit.it)

Ask HN: A 19 year old, what should I do? (item?id=7507470)

Ask HN: How do experienced programmers learn new languages? (item?id=7445015)

Show HN: HelloBlock – Focus on building Bitcoin apps, not infrastructure. (helloblock.io)

Stop commenting your code just to say you did (bradt.ca)

iOS security bug – TLS mutual-auth fails with client elliptic curve keys (openradar.appspot.com)

US Supreme Court bans DNA patents (www.bbc.com)

Ask HN: MIT, Harvard, or Stanford? (item?id=7512494)

The Plague was airborne, not spread by rat fleas. (www.theguardian.com)

Show HN: SCSS live editing with Sublime Text (github.com)

How does distance affect acquisitions? (sansovi.ch)

Your average revenue per customer is meaningless (data.heapanalytics.com)

Nanoparticle Temporarily Violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics (scitechdaily.com)

Delete your code (www.anton-pirker.at)

ClosedStack, the next generation Private Cloud Platform (closedstack.org)

Ask HN: Dilemma of a Gamer and Programmer (item?id=7513972)

XKCD – Choose your own adventure April Fools '14 (xkcd.com)

The Oculus Buyout Rage Machine (dereksmart3000ad.tumblr.com)

Lorenz (xkcd.com)

Ask HN: Should I sign this agreement? (item?id=7512680)

IRSCC: Compile C code into tax forms (bitbucket.org)

Ask HN: Pick a language. What are some project ideas that show it off? (item?id=7507653)

Ask HN: Looking for contributors? (item?id=7512083)

Video calls in one click (blog.awesometalk.com)

OOP in JavaScript: A Tutorial for Those Who Are Accustomed to Classes (thbecker.net)

Cornell Study Favors Open Plan Offices (iwsp.human.cornell.edu)

Ask HN: Can we please keep all of the April Fools pranks to one thread? (item?id=7505425)

Federal Agents Pierce Tor Web-Anonymity Tool (online.wsj.com)

Hey, Robot: Which Cat Is Cuter? (www.nytimes.com)

Everything iOS developers need to know about Android (www.objc.io)

Bitcoin to adopt a finite coin supply. (github.com)

Ask HN: Marketer? Seeking Marketer? (April 2014) (item?id=7511116)

Fast Inverse Square Root (en.wikipedia.org)

This bounty for a "Detailed Male Arousal indicator" doesn't appear to be a joke (www.suprmasv.com)

"60 Minutes" admits it manipulated the sound in its Tesla segment (www.salon.com)

No one wants to use a website (p27.us)

BlackBerry breaks ties with T-Mobile after spat (www.cnet.com)

Why Google Maps gets Africa wrong (www.theguardian.com)

UK Customs drilled holes into my hand-carved table imports... what should I do? (item?id=7477542)

Life inside the densest place on earth: Remembering Kowloon Walled City (www.cnn.com)

Ask HN: tool to measure clicks/events/conversions? (item?id=7510345)

Datamaps: Customizable D3.js maps as a self-contained file (github.com)

Silk Road owner can't be guilty of money laundering if Bitcoin isn't money (www.theverge.com)

How to Unlock Foreign Languages: 11 Principles (www.andrewskotzko.com)

New AWS Memory Optimized R3 Instances (aws.typepad.com)

CIA misled on interrogation program, Senate report says (www.washingtonpost.com)

Stem-cell scientist found guilty of misconduct (www.nature.com)

The negative control came up "positive" while the acid bath came up "negative" (www.researchgate.net)

Ask HN: Cool technology oriented startups/young companies. (item?id=7490116)

Clinkle launches thanks to new partnership (blog.spout.co)

CodeFront.io 2014: Front-end Dev Conference, 10 May, [HN discount]! (codefront2014.eventbrite.com)

No three-month course can teach you how to code (qz.com)

Microsoft announces Azure price reductions (blogs.msdn.com)

Interview with a CodeRage Finalist: Dave K and Projector (bits.shutterstock.com)

Introducing the Python Time Travel Debugger (everythingsysadmin.com)

Writing Tests and Stomping Bugs in AngularJS (blog.safaribooksonline.com)

How Effective is Mozilla's Firefox Stability Program? (home.kairo.at)

Ask HN: My house was robbed. (item?id=7512536)

Silk Road owner can't be guilty of money laundering if Bitcoin isn't money (theverge.com)

Uber Competitor Cabify Closes $8M Series A To Accelerate In LatAm (techcrunch.com)

Rando app alternative – PhotoSuerte (http://photosuerte.com)

An open question for dang ... (item?id=7507892)

Him by Hall, helping distributed teams feel less lonely (hall.com)

Notsecretapp: what happens when anyone can tweet from one Twitter account? (mitroaccess.com)

Pixdo Coin – Mine the web as you browse (pix.do)

USB mouse man in the middle attack to emulate sticky mechanical mouse (www.youtube.com)

SO: Why can't my program compile under Windows 7 in French? (stackoverflow.com)

Researcher behind stem cell discovery found guilty of scientific misconduct (www.independent.co.uk)

What if Uber’s Biggest Problem Is Sexual Harassment by Drivers? (www.thedailybeast.com)

Ask HN: What are your essential browser extensions? (item?id=7511556)

Saudi Arabia Passes New Law That Declares Atheists "Terrorists" (www.dailymail.co.uk)

Three Corner Rsync (blog.lrdesign.com)

Special Case: Reverting to Software Engineering Career (item?id=7514254)

Ask HN: UC Berkeley or UPenn for CS undergrad? (item?id=7507824)

Fewer Helmets, More Deaths (www.nytimes.com)

Biz Stone: life after Twitter (online.wsj.com)

Business of Coding Podcast: Ryan King of Twitter's Flight School (quickleft.com)

The new SBCL release has an experimental support for Clojure – check it out (lispm.dyndns.org)

California man who lasered two helicopters to face 14 years behind bars (arstechnica.com)

Lorenz (xkcd.com)

Introducing OlegDB: The Ugly Duckling K/V Store (olegdb.org)

When Yelp can't help (blog.locish.com)

Control Your Robot With Node.js (blog.derivatived.com)

No equity, no rent, 1 year: Grand Central Tech (www.grandcentraltech.com)

OKCupid to Firefox users: "Don’t use Mozilla software" (arstechnica.com)

Pollfish has a better way for apps to make money – and it’s not more ads (venturebeat.com)

Tablets were invented for recycling old PC games (stritar.net)

Can't downvote replies to my comments, is that new? (item?id=7511817)

Surprised to see such a high-profile rip-off of polygon.com design: ussoccer.com (twitter.com)

XKCD: Build your own story (www.xkcd.com)

Languages I want to learn and use this 2014 (medium.com)

Mozilla CEO: Gay-marriage firestorm could hurt Firefox cause (Q&A) (www.cnet.com)

On Why I Am Not Gonna Buy Any Smartwatch (www.upbeat.it)

Some Random Wild Ideas (mvalente.eu)

Eich Says Not Stepping Down as Mozilla CEO (www.theverge.com)

Bountysource: Mac OS X support in the official htop 1.x tree (www.bountysource.com)

Help Save Missing-kids-in-india with an app, "Helping Faceless" (machinelearningmastery.com)

Front End Engineer for Homejoy (homejoy.theresumator.com)

FOBO (YCS11) - Lead Ember Engineer Wanted, local marketplace for used goods (SF) (item?id=7511157)

AnyPerk(YC W12) is hiring for Enterprise and SMB Sales. Be delighted (jobs.lever.co)